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jiyongssi · 2 days ago

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King is Back

#jiyongie #kwon jiyong #gdragon #his suit matches his ig prof no?#g dragon #gd #g-dragon #mama 2024 #nail check ✅️

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projectmoon-smash-or-pass · 10 months ago

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propaganda:

❓ "smash kromer, pass on the dreamer of human wholeness. i love horrible girls and i'm normally down for monsterfucking but i simply could not deal with the vagina of arms and teeth. (i voted smash anyway because i love her)"

✅ "I WILL stick my dick in crazy"

✅ "I love a woman who can kill me on site"

✅ "I’d regret it in the morning, like drinking an entire bottle of vodka in one weekend. Still would though, but only in the context of a one night thing, and I make sure I don’t accept any coins from her (and I’d be looking over my shoulder for a while)"

❌ "I saw Kromer in my dream once. It was the closest thing I've had to a nightmare in a long time"

❌ "Passing on kromer for being ableist."

❌ "i gotta pass on kromer. her ableism cult nonsense is a huge turn off"

✅ "one time I had a dream that she made Sinclair drink a horrible concoction of various condiments at a fast food restaurant. Smash btw"

❌️ "Kromer and Demian are the biggest beef i have with sinclair. man has absolutely tragic taste in partners. not that i have absolutely no idea why he or anyone else would be into them, but holy shit dude, it's like critically failing a vibe check is a prerequisite. which is fair, but no, you cannot catch my ass smashing either"

❌️ "passing on kromer because im not into younger women. I know she watches videos at full volume with no headphones on the subway. she juuls outta both mouths."

✅️ "i want kromer to Deep Thrust me"

❌️ "Kromer has the single most godawful haircut in the entire city"

✅️ "smash kromer and hope she fucks up my hair like hers afterward. i want her big nail in me"

❓"you WILL get pegged if you try."

❌️ "Honestly would throw dongrang and kromer in a room and make them fight to the death in order to get smash chosen (the winner gets thrown into a pit of eels)"

✅️ "god i would do anything for kromer my evil sweaty girlfailure. i would smash her marry her then divorce her and take the house and her bong"

#limbus company #nagel und hammer #kromer #distortion

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sparkly-lexi · 1 year ago

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Orange hair dye? Check ✅️

Black makeup and nail polish? Check ✅️

Black Orange striped thigh highs? Check ✅️

Fuzzy black cat ear headband? Check ✅️

Black skirt and bra? Check ✅️

Pumpkin Fuckin Outfit? Complete!

#transposting #pumpkinposting

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gonksinlove · 4 months ago

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Smash or Pass: Red

Nobody tagged me but Red has been nagging me to do one of these for him so I finally gave in

Name: Red (technically a nickname he adopted as his chosen name, he won't reveal his birth name)

Age: old enough to be your daddy 😏

Gender: trans masc (pronouns are he/they)

Sexuality: bisexual and slutty about it

Romantic orientation: aromantic

Red's a shameless flirt and self-proclaimed slut who loves to get rough and rowdy. Challenge him to a fist fight if you wanna flirt with him, or shove some meat in his mouth to shut him up. He's got a lot of baggage but he's laughing about it while he works through it with his fists or his bat. He probably won't commit to you, but he will always commit to the bit.

PROS (?)

✅️ you won't have to ask if somebody's gonna match your freak - he will

✅️ has a big... bat, and he knows how to use it

✅️ someone pissed you off? he'll smash their face in for you, for free

✅️ service top - he'll gladly do all your favorite things (including that one thing)

✅️ won't try to tie you down (unless you're into that) or get jealous (unless you wanna roleplay that)

✅️ will eat anything 😏

CONS (?)

🚩 more often than not, he's covered in blood. or worse.

🚩 punches things and people for fun, also enjoys being on the receiving end of a good punch

🚩 very impulsive, has a habit of running directly into danger with no thought for his safety (but will keep the heat off you so...)

🚩 can NOT quit with the ass jokes and sexual innuendos

🚩 murder is his love language

🚩 does not do monogomy

🚩 will eat a n y t h i n g 🍖🫀

So what say you all, have a tussle with this dirty boy, or run the other direction? Or would you rather hang out platonically and check out his bat collection, or have a girl's night with snacks, gossip, a little light murder, and/or painting each other's nails?